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Blue Pill

Are you a Tank Daddy? If you are, then these blue bippies will give you the high of a lifetime. They drown your mind in a euphoric haze, letting you forget how much you hate activating those extra shield boosters you have on your ship. They'll get you and your crew out of a bad jam every time.
Shield Boost:
Synth: 3% Standard: 20% Improved: 25% Strong: 30%

Drop

This stuff'll freak you the fuck out, man. Garunteed to give you a bad trip every single time. You see that Iteron in the distance? Take this drug and it's a giant fucking space snake trying to constrict the shit out of you. See that Rokh? Now it's a train. A train! In space! That shit shouldn't be there. It's crazy. You'll lock onto that ass-spawn so quick your head will explode. I mean, it won't, but it'll feel like it.
Tracking Speed Bonus:
Synth: 3% Standard: 25% Improved: 31.25% Strong: 37.5%

Exile

This particular booster is for all of you logisticians out there. Feeling gentle? Just wanna keep your buddies alive? Get ready for your brain to take a complete 180. This drug will fill you with demon's rage. Oh no, your pal's ship took some armor damage. Fuck that shit, you'll be on that, fixing it faster then those fucktards can fire their big guns. They must be compensating for something, right? Definitley.
Armor Repair Bonus:
Synth: 3% Standard: 20% Improved: 25% Strong: 30%

Mindflood

It's time for you to relax and let your ship do all the work. There's no need to be stressed. This drug kills your braincells faster than dipping it in a vat of battery acid, giving your head a pleasant tingling sensation and allowing you to calm the fuck down. Your ship will thank you, for now it can utilize more of its mechanical functions instead of dealing with your panicked piloting.
Capacitor Midifier:
Synth: 3% Standard: 10% Imrpoved: 15% Strong: 20%

X-Instinct

This drug is for all of you scouts and covert-ops capsuleers. Why do you waste so much time micromaneuvering your ship and sending transmissions? That's fucked up. X-Instinct will make you a fucking temporary genius, making you realize that you don't need to be such a perfectionist. Just go with the flow and let your natural instincts shine. Your ship will be harder to detect because of it.
Signature Radius Bonus:
Synth: -2.25% Standard: -7.5% Improved: -11.25% Strong: -15%

Frentix

Need a painkiller? Just want to feel numb for a while? Frentix is the booster for you. This drug will effectively block out the memories of all those childhood traumas you suffered, all of those nasty break-ups and unpursued dreams, making you better able to focus on the shit at hand. This is a personal favorite of mine, let me tell you.
Optimal Range Modifier:
Synth: 3% Standard: 10% Improved: 15% Strong: 20%

Sooth Sayer

You know, drug-induced trances get a bad rap. They're helpful, especially when you're trying to mow down an army of pesky fast-moving frigates. Sooth Sayer increases the very effectiveness of your eyes, man, letting you hit your marks with greater accuracy every step of the way.
Fall-off Bonus:
Synth: 3% Standard: 10% Improved: 15% Strong: 20%

Crash

Take this drug regularly and your buddies will start calling you 'Twitch'. Prepare your body to go light-speed. This makes all you missile-toters hit your mark with that much more precision. And at the end? The best seizure of your life.
Explosion Radius Bonus:
Synth: -3% Standard: -20% Improved: -25% Strong: -30%