Loser's Show LTD [LSLT]

We run mission and lose ships. They would call us carebears but that would be an insult to carebears.

We drink and we puke on ourselves. We make love and cry afterwards. We don't have pride, we have suspenders. We don't have self-esteem. We are so terrible we don't even think it is worth it to slit our own wrists, why waste anyone else's time.

We are Loser's Show LTD and we are the worst show you can ever see. Even Jersey Shores is better than us. I dare you to find out how bad we are.