The League of the Eye [SEEX]

Under the ground they toiled long and hard searching for what would show them the way, it was never found and though through the ages they failed still a few but searched throughout the galaxy then through the great gate. Now but few exist roaming and looking for that which sees what we do not.

For the eye has seen all, it has seen your mother naked, or when you last shat yourself. It has counted the teeth in Warren Beatty's dogs mouth, and spied on women getting it on. Scissor me bitches!

And when the eye is found it shall be used to create a plethora of wealth through the prediction of sporting events for the purposes of gambling and lottery numbers and to watch her next doors get changed. Also shall the eye allow to view the breasts of ladies through their tops for it shall also see in x-ray vision.

Some say the legend of the eye was created by nothing more than a mad drunkard, others that he was a poor retard boy, only one man knows for sure.

There are but two hopes; Bob Hope and no hope
and Bobs dead baby! Bobs dead.