Lobster Adventure League [BRINY] Closed

The Lobster Adventure League (LAL) was built on a single core enterprise at which each of its founders excel: the loss of money. Though the LAL has become proficient at hastily explaining its massive financial hemorrhaging, it continues to blaze a trail, a trail of burning gold and weeping desire upon which League-Brothers may endlessly trod in an eternal quest for the brief and fleeting apparition of success. All Lobster Adventurers live and die by the following creed, first spoken by League-Mentor and corporate spirit guide Salvador "Crazy Legs" Dollarington, after betting and losing the League in a fatal game of high-stakes Boggle:

"Big Money goes around the world,
Big Money give and take,
Big Money done a power of good,
Big Money make mistakes,
Big Money got a heavy hand,
Big Money take control,
Big Money got a mean streak,
Big Money got no soul...
Buy janitors."