Wongburger Dong Collection Squad [WONGB]

We support King Dick! For a millenia, the isolated Dr. Wongburger, an expert on dicknology, has been attempting to construct the dick ship to travel back to dick-planet. We, his faithful dick-ites, dick around while collecting dicks from the soon to be dickless.

How can you aid in our dickly plans? Easy. Donations of dick rotors, a dick wheel or two, dick carpeting, or perhaps just a left curved penis will do. Wanna join us on our eternal quest? Apply at your nearest Wongburger restaurant.

We appreciate your dick, dickliness, and dicklihood.