The Funky Templar [FUNKT] Closed

Frozen in time in the year 1500 AD by jive ass turkeys for being to funky the templar stayed frozen for 3000 years until one day he was revived by large breasted aliens on iges 7. As he travelled the universe visiting many solar systems he realized that the all the funk in the universe was gone and the jive ass turkeys had taken a strong hold on the peoples funky souls! So now he's on a mission to bring the funk back and with his trusty bass guitar he travels the galaxies bringing down jive ass turkeys in every system he visits.