Have Towel [HTWL]

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

This is a corp for mining alts who don't particularly enjoy mining but still do it sometimes. Members must know where their towels are at all times.