In The Goo [ITGOO]

In The Goo, It Is What We Do

ITG was founded by a simple man that asked a simple question: Can’t Somebody Else Do It?
That answer in a single word was Yes.
In two words: Yes, Clones.
Ned Hamford, founder and CEO, immediately created such clones as Ted Hamford, Expendable’Ed Hamford, and Fred Hamford. Family members such as Auratus Hamford and Aradia Hamford also pitched in. Thus began a golden age within In The Goo. Like all great things, it did come to an end. Shortly expressed, the clones got uppity. Why couldn’t they have clones of their own to do the work? After a brief attempt at appeasement with drones, a new and novel direction was taken by the ITG Corporation: Employees.

Do you have what it takes to float in goo specially treated to have a pleasing scent and taste? Do you enjoy watching movies and reading books while giving occasional commands to a demi-God level-of-power ship?
If So, In The Goo may be Right For You.
Contact Recruiters: Ned Hamford, Rocky Deadshot.