Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen [R-YAK]

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Credo:

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses

And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women’s' clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts!

And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
And our bones will bleach in the sun


And we will go to H**L
And that is our great reward
For being the
Ro-oy-oy-al
Canadian
Kilted
YAKSMEN!