This is a Corporation dedicated to storing and manipulating objects with one's colon and sphincter for emergencies and general day-to-day life.

Specifically:

Knives, Pineapples, Hand Grenades, watches and small mechanically operated grappling hooks.

All applicants must be willing and able (additional training will be given to novices) to carry such vital necessities within their prosterior.

To anyone unable to do so due to religious or ethical beliefs, due to medical reasons such as loose anal sphincter, bowel incontinence or hemorrhoids; or to those which simply just disapprove of the practice. You are unwelcome here and should leave immediately or otherwise risk being cut by an Arse knife.