ALL HAIL FAMURAN, THE MASSIAH OF BUTTOCKS, FOR LO, HE HATH BLESSED THE STRONG OF RECTAL CAPACITY WITH THE ABILITY OF MANIPULATION OF SMALL OBJECTS. TRUELY A GREAT GIFT! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD THE SECOND DAY OF THE SEVENTH MONTH SHALL BE REMEMBERED BY ALL AS THE DAY OF BOTTOM'S TIDING AND WE SHALL PRESENT GIFTS TO EACHOTHER WITH OUR PROSTERIORS AS SIGNS OF GOOD WILL AND KINDESS TO ALL OF THE SPHINCTER LORD'S CHILDREN.

- 3;17 dave, from the story of awkward experimentation, of the holy book A'nus.