Beware the Swan [SWANN]

Thousands of years ago in the future, when tacos were just an idea and turkeys ran the globe with their dark meat of fury, one lone swan rose up and tried to take down the Head Turkey, for in Santas mind this was just a dream but to the rest of the world this was a reality. As time passed the swan grew stronger and overthrew the Head Turkey... the new leader of the globe is now a swan named gobbles... for his parents were half turkey, half machine, coming together like a sandwich of pastrami and rye no one could take them apart... until one day the previous leader Tom the Turkey set forth his servants of Godzilla's size but the mind of a three year old came up with a way to take them apart... go so far into the future where such technology exists and steal the scientists ideas and bring them back to their time... but their plan was thwarted by a 3 legged bunny named lucky... for lucky could read the past and future and forsaw the scientists arrival... knowing this he disembodied his own foot and made it into a laser cannon... but it was too late to reattatch it... turns out he can't see that far into the future.... so he grafted the cannon onto his chest and petitioned people go back in time and fight the swan/machine beasts.... but the time traveling formula he had come up with overshot them into the year 1930 when the turkeys were ruled by space socks for they were too stupid to realize that the socks mortal enemy was the dryer and that is why it was outlawed... lucky knowing this went back to his time and created an army of feet to stomp out the socks.. again overshooting 1930 he ended up with his army of feet in the year 1844 when there were only cavemen............................. and that is where shoes come from