Minmatar Republic Space Cleaning Services [MRSCS]

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1. Emails entitled "OMGWTF YOU F*\xa3%*G C$K", will be replied with a solem, "Thank you for your email, your comments have been passed to the relevant department and will be dealt with promptly."

2. Emails Entitled "I'M GOING TO KILL TEH YUO" a simple reply of
"Then try harder next time." is fine.

3. Emails entitled "WHY DID YUO K1LL ME!!??!!?!!!!" reply with "We apologise, but it seems you stumbled into a test range, your ship was deliberatley targetted and destroyed."

4. Emails entitled "MY NAEMD LOOT0R!! I WANET IT BAEK!!!111" a
solem "Thank you for your enquiry, goods looted from victims are sold on the free market, you are free to bid on these along with the general public. However if you wish to make a personal deal securing you these items a 25% charge will be levied."