Scion Innovations [SCINN]

Scion Innovations
Technologies for Everyone’s Needs.

At Scion Innovations, we pride ourselves on the ingenious application of cutting-edge science to meet, solve and occasionally redefine everyone’s personal and professional needs.


Feeling lonely?
Why settle for companionship when you can have satisfaction? Try our body-adaptive T2 “BIG MAMBO” personal devices for guaranteed orgasmic delight.

“What a bargain for our beloved customers!!!”


Being bullied?
Enough is enough. Take back control with our user-friendly T2 “COCKBUSTER” tasers. Designed to deliver excruciating, non-lethal misery to those bastards who just won’t leave you alone.

“Barely legal!!!”

Sick and tired of living?

Life can be harsh. Life can be unforgiving. And sometimes, you may feel as though you have lost or simply given up on everything. For those moments, our T2 “EUTANIA” tablets offer a final solution, allowing you to leave your troubles behind with peace and dignity.

“WARNING: Consumption of more than one tablet may cause catastrophic brain explosion!!!”


And that’s only the beginning!
Our extensive catalogue includes everything from the virtually undetectable T2 “PERVERT” surveillance cameras to the revolutionary anti-rape T2 “RECTUMTRAP” personal safety devices.

Because at Scion Innovations, we believe that everyone deserves access to the technology they need—no matter how disturbing that need may be.

Scion Innovations
Your needs. Our science. No questions asked.

“Satisfaction is guaranteed!!!”