Superluminous Robot Corp [SLUMR]

This is the Superluminous Robot. See how shiny it is, exploring the limits of thought, these surroundings, this sliver we call "reality". Thought and reality being this closed-circuit mental construct encapsulating lofty notions such as oblivion, faith, eternity, god, self and capsuleerhood. Constant testing, questioning, doubt, skepticism and experimentation of such notions are encouraged by the Superluminous Robot. What the Eve pre-collapse ancients used to call "keeping it real".