UNICRON

The Book of Saint HArdwick, Chapter 1 verse 1:
"FOr ye who shall suckle on thine fruit of UNICRON,
Shall suffer pain of the heavy purse,
and those who choose to part thine montains for the joy of UNICRON's fruit,
u r a f**."


"In the eyes of Saint HArdwick, We are all equally f**s"
- BIshop Bloody Taco the 3rd

"And so it was, Unicron sent forth his only son to be killed by those devout in principle,
and steadfast in justice,
cleansing the galaxy in death evermore."
- The prophet Val, Book AERHEAJAEJAJAET