Workers of Eden united for the Mighty and Glorious Retrosocialist Revolution!

Fear, evil imperialist, as the Retrosocialist Revolution shall come and liberate your means of production! Despise, greedy imperialist, as the Retrosocialist Revolution shall not sleep but will liberate the sources of income from the Evil Capitalists! Suffer, thirsty imperialist, as the Retrosocialist Revolution shall liberate the alcohol from the Evil Imperialist Containers! Envy, imperialists, as we Retrosocialists never suffer from hangover!