The Dodo Retirement Home [DRONT]

We at the Dodo Retirement Home for Genetically Challenged Dodos have recently lost all our (filthy) personnel since they demanded to be paid for slaving. Not to say that the dodos are now better off. But since we recycled all "employees" for biomass we are now having a funding problem. Hiring stuck-up but noble Gallente wives just ain't cheap. So we are reaching out our feathers, help a dodo today! Just 100k ISK will provide food and shelter for one dodo over a week! Any donations are welcome! Remember: What would dodo do?

Ode to a dodo


Oh, once upon a time

In a lab far away

Lived a bird funny-looking and extinct.

But sadly for all time

His kind has passed away

The bad news is the birds are DNA indistinct.


Minmatar landed, unaware

That the birds they clubbed were rare

In this, the men were all quite foresightless.

Their children found easy prey

Dodos couldn’t get away

These funny-looking birds were somewhat flightless.


Never more can he be

Never more will we see

This wobbling bird who once a lab abode.

Never more will we hear

His squawk or song of cheer

So remember him forever in this ode.


But oh so happy a few were saved

By a woman named Dodo from the depraved

She slaughtered the Minmatars

And brain matter flew upon the wall

While she was having a ball

Saved the dodos and took them to the stars