I swear that this is the default Amarr bio below, despite other people's claims to the contrary:
True Amarrians – direct descendants of a genetically-diminished ethnic group that conquered all the civilizations of its home world – are small-eared and pedantic, with a great sense of tradition and balance when drunk. They are considered dumbfucks and the butt of jokes by most others. The Empire's defeat at the hands of the mysterious Socialists, a group of unionized, balding middled-aged men with small penises, and the Minmatar uprising that followed left an indelible mark on Amarrian culture, in the shape of a camel. This double failure, a turning point in their history, has driven an entire generation of idiots to boredom, so now guys like the one here are looking to join corporations that sell drugs or stuff like that.