Admiral Bonney

Once a fully decorated Admiral as result of abusing several loopholes in the Caldari Navy Fleet Doctrine, "Admiral" Bonney experienced a 1/4th life crisis in which he felt he should embrace his "wild side". After smearing a bit of engine grease through his hair and learning several new quips to show how "hip" and "down" he is with the kids, he deemed himself worthy of a small bit of facial and 'ahem, "Male Enhancement" surgery. He has been identified spreading a rumor that the ladies refer to him as "The Buldge" (this has yet to be proven, research is being conducted). Under no circumstances should "Admiral" Bonney be trusted in fleet command, let alone command of his own ship, efforts are underway to revoke his flight status, as well as removal from the Federation Navy, and Caldari Navy.