Last ActiveJun 12, 2026
BirthdayNov 16, 2005 (20 years old)
Next BirthdayNov 16, 2026 (16 days)

Combat

Kills17

Losses9

Efficiency65%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed62.34b

Lost1.28b

ISK Efficiency98%

Balance+61.06b

Solo

Solo Kills1

Solo Ratio6%

Final Blows1

Combat Points2

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

Loading valuable kills…

Ship ClassesLoading…

Bio

Subject: Failed Upgrade
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error: "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort.

Dashboard

Stats

No activity in the selected period

Loading intel…