Everybody was kung fu kiting
Those ships were fast as lightning
Webbers were a little bit frightening
They make your butthole tightening

There were whizzy kiting men from speedy kitey town
They were blowing stuff up
They were pewing things down
It's an ancient Eden art
And everybody knew their part
Fit some nanos to your ship
Let the guns and missiles rip!

Everybody was kung fu kiting
Those ships were fast as lightning
Webbers were a little bit frightening
They make your butthole tightening

There was funky Zumochi, and little MD74
They said, here comes the pew, let's form up at Krypton
They took the fleet to make a stand
Started pewing as they land
Ruben decided to strip
Marcus Nosha lost his ship!

Everybody was kung fu kiting
Those ships were fast as lightning
Webbers were a little bit frightening
They make your butthole tightening

nop-nope-nope-noooooooo, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
its-gunna-blooooow, hoo ha
(fade to awesome)