Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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