Top 10 Replies to "Red in system!" (in no particular order)

Noob Carebear:
"I have a warpcore stabilizer, who needs local open anyway. What's a 'red'?"

Carebear:
"Dock up! Cloak! Tether Up! Logoff!"

Hardcore Carebear:
"I'll log when he shows up at the acceleration gate of my 10/10"

Average Providence citizen:
"Red Spike! Help me please they are shooting me!!11!!111"

Miner:
"Im already docked, I saw him on five different intel channels before he came in. Besides my right earlobe was tingling"

Solo pvper:
"God I hope he didn't bring 3 friends in falcons."

Gang pvper:
"Press F1"

Large Fleet gang pvper, aka Vince.
"The next dimwit that shoots a blue I'm gonna kill myself. F#cking Useless C#nts"

Agrenack Raigen:
"I have him scrammed and webbed, now get your slow ass over here and save me!"

Plain213:
"Oh boy, this is it, Here we go boys!"

Master El-Tom:
"Reeeeeeeee"