QM Nanotrasen

Imperial Academy [IAC]

Amarr Amarr

Last ActiveMar 17, 2025
BirthdayDec 13, 2016 (9 years old)
Next BirthdayDec 13, 2026 (36 days)

Combat

Kills1

Losses6

Efficiency14%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed47.51m

Lost144.15m

ISK Efficiency25%

Balance-96634485

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Combat Points1

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

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Bio

There are several SA associated corps in eve but the alliance Goonswarm [OHGOD] (built around the SA corp Goonfleet) was the first to galvanize into a major strategic power. Long story short, Goonswarm is the alliance that conquered a shit ton of space in the southwest, got embroiled in the war with BOB, and eventually made their home in BOB's old homeland of delve (with the great help of allies in Red Alliance and Tau Ceti Federation). Then old CEO of Goonfleet, Kartoon, then went 'fuckgoons' and kicked everyone out of the corp and alliance.

The goon membership then reformed under the banner of Goonswarm Federation [CONDI] in the corp Goonwaffe, and have since continued the crusade of hijinks.

It is a common misconception among the physicists of New Eden that the universe began with a bang. Many centuries have been wasted trying to determine its character and how, exactly, in the first few microseconds of existence the known universe expanded to millions of times its size despite having seemingly nothing to expand into.

Their first mistake was assuming that before the universe there was in fact, nothing. If those physicists had been there at the precise moment when "nothing" became "everything," they may have seen a flash of pink and gold as eight fleshy tendrils of arcane energy reached across the great expanse into the infinitely compressed pinpoint of matter that was to become the universe. They also may have heard a mighty HONK! as said tendrils stretched the entire known universe wider than ever thought imaginable. They may have even gasped in awe as, in that very moment, stars were born, planets created, souls spilled forth, and Gootse, blessed be his name, looked down upon one unusually dust-filled galaxy and smiled.

For there he would lay his chosen ones in eggs of iridescent silver and gold, and there they would thrive, geese among the stars.

--The Book of Gootse

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