Benson: "You know, I've personally flown over 194 Missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

Benson: "My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one with the Indians."

Benson: "God, I love a good funeral!"

Benson: "Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast!"
Block: "Err... I think that's enemy coast, sir."
Benson: "Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter..."

Benson: "I slipped on a crab. Who put a crab there?"
Block: "I don't see any crab, sir."
Benson: "Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!"

Harley: "President Benson."
Benson: "No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height."