The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Galente pray for peace.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Minmatar pray their ships don't fall apart

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again

Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.
9. For diplomatic solutions: press F-1