Noisia

SHIT HAPPENS!

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: *knock knock* Shit happend.
Trekism: To boldy shit where no-one has shit before.
Descartes: I shit there for I am.
Feminism: Men are why shit happens.
Vegitarianism: If it happens to shit, don't eat it.
QUAKERS: Excrement happens. (don't swear)
Einstein: Shit is relative.
The Politically Correct: Internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens.
Shakespearean: "To shit, or not to shit?"
New Age: Visualize shit happening.
Satanism: Sneppah tihs.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

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