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The Amarr pray to God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minmatar pray that their ships hold together.

You play to much EVE when..........

When you have a car crash you run away to avoid been podded
Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date"
You get mad at someone and say, "You are so podded"
You make a life-size pod out of snow.
You get on the freeway and say, "Warp drive..active."
You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium"

You play too much eve when....
You try to dial 9-1-1 emergency but can't find "F12" on the phone.
Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 feet away.
Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them.
You try to get out of a police ticket by asking if you can just pay the bounty.
You ask your boss if he can just pay you in ISK.