Vodka Gorbalsky

Federal Navy Academy [FNA]

Gallente Gallente

Last ActiveJun 29, 2019
BirthdayNov 17, 2016 (9 years old)
Next BirthdayNov 17, 2026 (11 days)
Federal Navy Academy

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Losses7

Efficiency0%

Danger Ratio100%

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Lost10.87m

ISK Efficiency0%

Balance-10870901

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Final Blows0

Combat Points0

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Bio

Privet comrade, privet!

Have you ever felt incredible thirst ravaging your throat like piledriver? Is dehydration distracting you from suplexing tiny baby frigate?
Well, suffer no longer my friend!

Welcome to Vodka Gorbalsky's mineral water emporium!

We have the very best mineral water, gathered only in the freshest, cleanest ice asteroids and corpsicles.
45% purity guaranteed!
So you drink, you feel refreshed, you feel ALIVE! HA HA, HOROSHO! Feel like true man facing bear in frozen soviet tundra!
Mineral water is manliest drink in space! Manlier than synthehol! Manlier than Quafe! MANLIER THAN ALPHA CLONE TEARS!

So order your mineral water NOW! DO IT NOW! And together nothing will stop our red hot MUSCLE SPIRIT!!
(available only while stocks last)

Dasvidaniya comrade, be safe!

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