Last ActiveJan 13, 2020
BirthdayNov 16, 2016 (9 years old)
Next BirthdayNov 16, 2026 (12 days)
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Losses17
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
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Lost292.46m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-292458028
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Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
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Avg Kills/Day0.00
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Attention RAZOR 12 ACTUAL this is OVERLORD we have munitions packaged for danger close, designate [MOCHA-NINER], KINGFISH is EVA 31 minutes out. FROST KING is NWA and we have liftoff on FRIENDLY DAD 7.
This is FRIENDLY DAD 7, the silly goose is in the kitchen, over. We are Coffee-Can negative, retrieving roller-niners from Golden Balls.
Scoop the nest slowly, rocky road up ahead, ice that frostie!! We’ve got smoothies on the ridge SMOOTHIES ON THE RIDGE!! Get those cocoa mochas out of there.. Milk Frappes inbound with a cherry swirler drink on the humvee, all units locate codename DYKE KILLER, info-cry uploaded your network now. Update PARKOUR DUDE 91 is on-site, laser ghost gun, wheeler-dealer hell drinks.
Attention PARKOUR DUDE 91 We’ve got flavor-crystal assets onboard for the mission, over. Blast Processing Deep dish radar online to your HUD, coded [BLU BEAR HALO]. Attention PARKOUR DUDE we will need parkour snipers on-site for three-round-burst desert eagle bullet time.
This is FRIENDLY DAD and JOHNNY CASH we are Razer Mice to wipe the slate clean. Got bright on all Kickflips, stand down we are wiping the slate clean. Incoming 40-40s dark-orange mauve purple yellow.
KICKFLIP RIP this is ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK, calling for immediate blast processing multi-feeder BBWs for exfil from holeshot 5-5. whippers are dropping trail mix over the hardsite, we’ve got FRIENDLY DAD ACTUAL coming in, clearance [PROSPERO ARIEL SYCORAX].
RIPPER TEETH MAUVE this is SKRILLEX ACTUAL, we are boarding on-level with clearance [DEADLY PASSION], blast processing X-11 Hot-Eye FRIENDLY DAD is KIA, over, I repeat FRIENDLY DAD has been blown hard over enemy territory, RIP FRIENDLY DAD 2011 he was a great dad, repeat FRIENDLY DAD good kind man and loving family member FRIENDLY DAD will be with us in our dreams and Harts, ordering all infantry that they will miss FRIENDLY DAD and preserve his memory in their hearts over.
Zulu Alpha Coffee Table Dinner Time, I am a 14 year old.
Skrillex-Dyke-Laser-Gunner Zulu I am wearing wraparound oakleys and listening to drowning pool over. When this is over, over, I’ll be weeping in a general assistance waiting line about how much i sacrificed over, but
This is FRIENDLY DAD 7, the silly goose is in the kitchen, over. We are Coffee-Can negative, retrieving roller-niners from Golden Balls.
Scoop the nest slowly, rocky road up ahead, ice that frostie!! We’ve got smoothies on the ridge SMOOTHIES ON THE RIDGE!! Get those cocoa mochas out of there.. Milk Frappes inbound with a cherry swirler drink on the humvee, all units locate codename DYKE KILLER, info-cry uploaded your network now. Update PARKOUR DUDE 91 is on-site, laser ghost gun, wheeler-dealer hell drinks.
Attention PARKOUR DUDE 91 We’ve got flavor-crystal assets onboard for the mission, over. Blast Processing Deep dish radar online to your HUD, coded [BLU BEAR HALO]. Attention PARKOUR DUDE we will need parkour snipers on-site for three-round-burst desert eagle bullet time.
This is FRIENDLY DAD and JOHNNY CASH we are Razer Mice to wipe the slate clean. Got bright on all Kickflips, stand down we are wiping the slate clean. Incoming 40-40s dark-orange mauve purple yellow.
KICKFLIP RIP this is ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK, calling for immediate blast processing multi-feeder BBWs for exfil from holeshot 5-5. whippers are dropping trail mix over the hardsite, we’ve got FRIENDLY DAD ACTUAL coming in, clearance [PROSPERO ARIEL SYCORAX].
RIPPER TEETH MAUVE this is SKRILLEX ACTUAL, we are boarding on-level with clearance [DEADLY PASSION], blast processing X-11 Hot-Eye FRIENDLY DAD is KIA, over, I repeat FRIENDLY DAD has been blown hard over enemy territory, RIP FRIENDLY DAD 2011 he was a great dad, repeat FRIENDLY DAD good kind man and loving family member FRIENDLY DAD will be with us in our dreams and Harts, ordering all infantry that they will miss FRIENDLY DAD and preserve his memory in their hearts over.
Zulu Alpha Coffee Table Dinner Time, I am a 14 year old.
Skrillex-Dyke-Laser-Gunner Zulu I am wearing wraparound oakleys and listening to drowning pool over. When this is over, over, I’ll be weeping in a general assistance waiting line about how much i sacrificed over, but
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