Stevo Powell

Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Put some M&M's on lay away.
5. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

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