Commander Crunch BoBo

This is the life of Crunch, Crunch BoBo, Commander Crunch BoBo. He grew up in a ghetto in a state known as Noojurzee, in a country knownas the "Oosa," on the world Urth, which orbits the star named "Saul." He lived life as an extremely, in fact, morbidly obese child, who stole computer parts, games, and such, and didn't finish high school. At the tender age of 35. Commander Crunch was forcefully entered into the Navy school, because of his evasion of taxes, piracy, and his lack of education. Here, he was fired through a warphole as part of a prank, where he then stole a fully fitted Merlin from a pilot by the name of Rubens Bhern, which only hours later had been destoryed in space combat. He repeatedly stole ships from Rubens, and later Rufus Bhern, and has only ever paid for one ship, his Fatimus, his Cormorant.

Likes:
Girls
Food
Video Games

Dislikes:
Paying for stuff
People
Himself