Mok Hoople
4.86

Mok Hoople

PhosgenePhosgene[OXIME]
Jun 30, 2019
Oct 16, 2016(9y)
Oct 16, 2026(47d)
Combat
Kills93
Losses61
Efficiency60%
ISK
Destroyed305.92b
Lost3.73b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills10
Solo Ratio11%
Final Blows17
Points93
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day0.03
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Kill: The Mittani's Badger
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Last seen Jun 2019

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -