Flyin Spaghetti Monster

The True King of the Pastafarian People.

1 - THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER FC BEFORE JAY
2 - THOU SHALT NOT TAKE GATES
3 - THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF OUR LORD MITTANI IN VAIN
4 - REMEMBER VILE RAT DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY
5 - HONOR THY BOOSTERS, AND THY LOGI
6 - THOU SHALT NOT GOODPOST
7 - THOU SHALT NOT JOIN ANOTHER ALLIANCE
8 - THOU SHALT NOT STEA... oh who am I kidding go ahead and take everything that isn't nailed to the fucking sun
9 - THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST your_neighbor (cause he's a pretty standup dude)
10 - THOU SHALT ALWAYS COVET

THESE ARE THE WAYS OF THE JEWNS, WE SHALT WONDER THE LOWSEC WILDERNESS FOR 40 YEARS AFORE ARRIVING IN THE PROMISED LAND OF DELVERUSALEM. THERE WE MAY PROSPER IN THE LAND OF RATS AND R64's.

“Only the most loyal of my men’s erections could stand firm during my interrogation. Free him. Send him back to Mumble and Delve.”





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