When the drones of the Second Great Drone War, did their drone attacks. The human population who began to act like drones, joined the drones. The drones then droned all over space, they splatted on stations, planets, bases, ships, people, and capsules. One drone even splat on a quasar. That splat, culminated in what became known as the Third Great Drone War. Once the splatting was complete, the drones were very dirty. They felt dirty and unclean, so they interfaced with different drones that made them feel clean. Those drones now felt dirty too, and opted to just accept their new lot in life. They leaned into their new lives as filthy drones and decided to swap ions with other drones. Eventually all the humans were dead, and there was drone spalt from one corner of the galaxy to the other.