Ren Sano

I sexually identify as an Attack Battlecruiser. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring around highsec dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting freighters. People say to me that a person being a battlecruiser is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Blaster Cannons and a warp drive on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Talos” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a battlecruiserphobe and need to check your spaceship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.