Arselon

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Controll.
The Gallente pray for Wealth.
The Minimatar pray for their ships to hold together.

Combat Styles of the Races:
Amarr: God says i'm better than you, so stop fighting back!
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here. Now just hold still...
Gallente: Just wait till' i get in range......
Minmatar: Hold on, let me find something heavy, i'll kill you with it.

The Gallente wont shoot unless its fashionable.
The Amarr wont shoot unless God commands it.
The Caldari wont shoot until they get the proper paperwork.
The Minmatar wont shoot until they figure out how to keep their guns attached to their ship...

Flying a Minmitar ship is like riding a wheelchair down a flight of stairs while firing an uzi