Ted Schwartz

If you are reading this then welcome. You might learn who I am and be my friend. Or like most. You will learn to hate me. That is ok because I will still love you and call you my daddy.

"Unless it's a clown jerking off a horse I can't get off to it anymore" -Law Enforcer

HydeX > "i was elite in razor and then i awoxed my ceo's titan because he hurt my feelings"

Daniel Grim > you may lick my finger, babies


Awarded "The most Cancerous" medal 1 year standing.

My battle music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvwxmsRM64

If you see me in system and that pisses you off? Here listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5WQo5XyYGc

Need something built? Well I can't do that.

Need memes? Message me I am the supplier of memes. If you get offended too bad that is your fault.

Oh yes one last thing. If you see a Schwartz it is probably me. If not then they are scrubs.















Tim smells like tuna. ecks dee