No Pants Putaris lost his pants somewhere in deep space after waking up blackout drunk on a luxury yaht of some kind. Now he wanders the universe searching for them, doing what he can to make isk along the way. Although truthfully, he is much more comfortable this way. Space is vast, and pants are confining. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and you can find him, maybe, just maybe. You can hire No Pants.

Also, If you see any pants floating out there, let me know.