Last ActiveDec 7, 2019
BirthdayFeb 10, 2016 (10 years old)
Next BirthdayFeb 10, 2027 (109 days)
Combat
Kills670
Losses147
Efficiency82%
Danger Ratio95%
ISK
Destroyed276.39b
Lost36.68b
ISK Efficiency88%
Balance+239.71b
Solo
Solo Kills21
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows135
Combat Points670
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day0.17
ActivityInactive
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Bio
One night, I take my girlfriend home. As we are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, I start feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, leaning against the wall and smiling, I say to her, "Would you give me a bj??
"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!",
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" grinning dumbly at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't, I'm begging you!?..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and my girl's sister shows up in her pjs, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead, give him a bj, or I can do it, or if need be, mom will do it, even dad. But for God's sake tell him to take his f***ing hand off the intercom!"
"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!",
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" grinning dumbly at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't, I'm begging you!?..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and my girl's sister shows up in her pjs, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead, give him a bj, or I can do it, or if need be, mom will do it, even dad. But for God's sake tell him to take his f***ing hand off the intercom!"
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