Philosopher Ro'jek

Ship maintenance and Technician response:

Problems Submitted to Maintenance(Problem/ "P")
Maintenance Departments Corrective Response (Solution/ "S")

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Left inside main tire almost replaced.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back order.

P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 ft per minute descent.
S: Couldn't reproduce problem on the ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME Volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME Volume adjusted to a more believable loud.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspect crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.