Black Bloc

My grandfather says he survived
mustard gas and pepper sprays during war.
He's a seasoned veteran.
I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed
I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes.
Some people bring pepper spray for self protection. Others carry a gun.
I bring Goo-Gone for sticky situations.
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The broom swept the nation away.
Nope. Unintended.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.