Mitten's Mittens

Pubbies pubbies one and all come hear the tale of that dead old whale way out by the grid wall.
He fit his hold to be so bold to hold all his hold could have.
He did not care if gankers were there, CONCORD protects him he knows.
He left from dock, he was on the clock to deliver his cargo today.
With a flash and a zip he was away on his trip, blind to what fate brings his way.
Into Sivala he goes, to the domain of those who punish ignorant each day.
Uedema he jumped, and suddenly was bumped, to the cold dark space out there.
Anti gankers ran to help the man, but they accidentally jumped away.
With an evil grin, Warr Akini came in, with his talos and cats to kill.
The man was shaking, why was CONCORD forsaking? He could not die out here!
A flash and a boom, his freighter did loom, a broken shadow beside.
With a bright, blinding light, he died in the night of the cold skies of New Eden.
Remember this tale, you crabs with your whales, for you will fail just like him.