Wei Man Tu > caldari ships look the best. they look like spaceships should look. minmatar look like scrap heaps, ammar look like dildo bugs, and gallente look like deformed wizard experiments

http://i.imgur.com/nkk9xgz.gif

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF EVE:

1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship.
2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage.
3. Thou shalt not mix gun types.
4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking.
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies.
6. Thou shall not talk in local.
7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing.
8. Thou shall not play fudge packer music in TS.
9. Thou shall ignore anoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess.
10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the fucking FC.

Thou shall git gud and fight the Svipul/Orthus cancer meta ;3