Snabeltass Tantsson

I'm a really boring person. I'm so boring, you wouldn't believe it.

Let me explain. Once there was a group of people. They were laughing and singing and dancing and they were very happy. Extremely happy. And then I came, and suddenly it all just stopped. The singing went silent. The instruments became mute. It started raining. The sun set earlier than normal and it became dark. Birds fell dead out of the sky. A nearby star went super novae. Armageddon started. And I said: "Hey guys, wanna do some mining, or perhaps go haul a load of cargo or two? It'll be fun, fun, fun!".

And that's the truth!