Raz Hilitari

1: Once you have their Money ... Never give it back.
3: Never pay for an Accquisition than you have to.
9: Opportunity plus Instinct equals profit.
13: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
19: Satisfaction is not Guaranteed.
23: Nothing is more important than your health--Except for your money.
27: There is nothing more dangerous than an honest buisnessman.
33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34: War is good for buisness.
35: Peace is good for buisness.
44: Never confuse wisdom with luck.
47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
52: Never ask when you can take.
59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
60: Keep your lies consistent.
76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
125: You can't make a deal if you're dead.

-Farengi Rules of Aquisition