Woody W Smith

• If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against.

• Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

• Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

• Big money isn't hard to come by. All it costs is a lifetime of single-minded devotion to acquiring it and making it grow into more money.

• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

• One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

• It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

• Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.

• Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.