Chuck Norris Rules OF EVE

If you have 1m isk and Chuck Norris has 1m isk Chuck Norris has more isk than you
Chuck Norris needs no Pod
Chuck Norris gets a bonus to hull tanking
Chuck Norris can Compress Compressed Ore
Chuck Norris has a standing of 10 with everyone ... except Caldari...even Chuck hates Caldari
Chuck Norris is Cap Stable
Chuck Norris can train skills to Level VI
Chuck Norris can over-heat drones
Chuck Norris can blitz missions by declining them
Chuck Norris cares not for DPS, his alpha strike is always enough
Chuck Norris CAN do PI in Jita
Chuck Norris doesn't need skill books, he writes them
Chuck Norris doesn't get concorded, concord gets Chuck Norrised