Draknaws McCheekbone, The lord of the McCheekbone line and now a poineer and missionary of the McCheekbone way, in an attempt to enlighten and bring peace to all. Remember, one eye may be lazy and the other fake, his guns may be fake, and he may have bribed his way through pilot training, but he is here and the true lord of the Cheekbones.



The most noble of the McCheekbone's line and on a quest to bring peace and equality between all, the cheekboning has begun and is now accepting donations, This is the beginning of the Cheekbone Era.


May your cheekbones shine bright in the darkest of times, and may you always be in good cheeky company. Go now my cheeklings.